The difference between a wife and a girlfriend

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Someone came up with a great analogy to explain the difference between a wife and a girlfriend (side chick). I liked it so thought I’d share it with you guys. I’ve changed a few things of course, but here you go:

 

A wife is like a TV whilst a girlfriend is like a Mobile Phone.

At home you watch TV but when you go out you take your Mobile phone.

If you got no money, you sell your TV but when you do have money, you change/recharge your Mobile phone.

Sometimes you enjoy TV but most of the time you play with your Mobile phone.

TV is free for life whereas, if you don’t pay, your Mobile phone services will be terminated.

A TV is big, bulky, and, most of the time, old whereas a Mobile phone is cute, slim, curvy, and very portable at any time.

Operational costs for a TV are often acceptable while those of a Mobile phone are high and often demanding

A TV has a remote control unit and, as you know, a Mobile phone doesn’t.

A Mobile phone is two way communication (i.e. talk and listen) whereas with a TV, you only get to listen to it. There’s nothing two-way about it.

Last but not least…TVs don’t have viruses, but Mobile phones, yes, they do…a lot!

 

So please folks, take care of your TVs. *just scribbling someone else’s thoughts*

4 comments on “The difference between a wife and a girlfriend

  1. ntombomXhosa says:

    Very funny!

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  2. […] The difference between a wife and a girlfriend […]

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  3. thabs says:

    i like the last one….

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