Why is it that in most movies…


  • Even when they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other?


  • The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective or give him 48 hours to finish the job?


  • A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds?


  • You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war? …Unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home


  • During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once? I’m not complaining, just asking.


  • If staying in a haunted house, women investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear? Again, not complaining.


  • Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment you turn the TV on?


  • The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris? Like literally, any window!


  • It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down?


  • Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do?


  • The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place? No one will ever think of looking for you in there AND you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.


  • It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations?


  • It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors?


  • Bad guys can spray machine-gun fire everywhere, never hitting the hero? They’ll only hit the ground and objects nearby but the hero can hit a bad guy a 100 meters away with a five-shot revolver that can fire twenty bullets without reloading


  • It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting? Even in the middle of London or New York.


  • All telephone numbers in America begin with 555?


  • If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade? …Like any time of the year, there always one somewhere.


  • All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they’re going to go off? I don’t think Al Qaeda have those on any of their bombs


  • Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paperclip in seconds? …Unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside


  • When paying for a taxi, people don’t look at their wallet as they take out a bill? They just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.


  • Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames? Sometimes even in water. 🙂


  • Police Departments always seem to partner officers with totally opposite personalities?


  • Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments?


  • Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override…well pretty much anything?


  • Whenever someone opens a fridge door, by the time they close it, there’s someone behind it?


  • During car chases, the hero always has one more gear to shift up? Always!


  • You can always find a chainsaw when you need one? We see you Jason.


  • An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur, will cause no lasting damage to a ten year old child?


*just scribbling humor bin’s thoughts*

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